‘Riddick’ (David Twohy, 2013)

For anyone who thought the Fast & Furious franchise was Big Vin’s paean to his closeted homosexuality, his five films as Dominic Toretto don’t even come close to the penchant for man love displayed over two hours of this third entry for Dicky B RideDick, cutely titled after its rapey lead. When Riddick isn’t whispering seductively at muscle-bound mercs or trying to chat up hardass lesbians, he’s casting his memory back to the overwrought ambition of 2004’s Chronicles of Riddick, ignoring the allure of a bedfull of Necromonger escorts in favour of more time with Karl Urban’s buff military commander.

I’m staggered this film exists. Chronicles crumbled under its own pretensions, losing a small fortune on cinema release, a significant enough financial failure to (under other circumstances) banish the character forever to late night ITV2 screenings of Pitch Black. A revitalised career and a slashed budget go a long way though to heal the wounds of commercial failure, and the Diesel/Twohy power team are back for a third stab, stripping back to the culty, B-movie heart of their strange mythology and pumping out a workable, meaty little genre picture. This allows for a sense of fun completely absent from the previous film, letting Diesel’s peculiar sense of humour off the leash and dropping quips as he dispatches bad guys in a film that best resembles a madcap combination of an 80s slasher picture and Robert Zemeckis’ Cast Away. Diesel, in a move built to later tear out hearts, even has an animated alien dog thing as a pet. Yes, it’s really that level of crazy silly. I’m there already for Riddick IV: Generic Subtitle.

Final Weekend of Summer: ‘You’re Next (Adam Wingard, 2013), ‘The Way, Way Back’ (Nat Faxon & Jim Rash, 2013), Pain & Gain (Michael Bay, 2013)

You’re Next successfully operates as a piece of entertainment, with little attempt made to unsettle or scare. The family conflict, as established over the opening quarter, is vivid and engaging enough in its own right to sustain a straight drama without the arrival of masked maniacs, survivalism and synthy 80s horror beats. Adam Wingard’s film has confidence and energy, an innate understanding of the genre and how to tick the various boxes. It lacks the self-referential or deconstructive qualities of Cabin in the Woods, but rolls down toward its audience, an expanding snowball of inventive kills, fun characters and expert exploration of spatial geography. As an exercise in mining the home invasion siege picture for maximum enjoyment, it’s the sharpest, most re-watchable American horror film since Sam Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell.

The Way, Way Back sits comfortably alongside The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Adventureland as amongst the better coming-of-age nostalgia fests to recently hit screens. Nat Faxon & Jim Rash’s film is refreshingly quirk free and lacks that tiresome, grating quality that spoiled the likes of 500 Days of Summer and Juno. For the first thirty minutes or so I was a little uncertain about lead actor Liam James, who seemed a bit stiff relative to the truly excellent support, not least Toni Collette (troubled mother) and Steve Carell (prize cunt). As the film opened up into something less stylised, but possibly more broadly accessible than Alexander Payne’s work (the last of which, The Descendants, scooped Rash & Faxon a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar) the dramatic necessity of James’ performance became more apparent and my tolerance of it grew. The real star here though is Sam Rockwell, grabbing one of those parts that offer up a slideshow of all an actors best qualities and stealing away the film from his capable co-stars. His role is in turns hilarious, poignant and makes a wholly likeable film into an almost loveable one.

Pain & Gain, Michael Bay’s latest, is evidence (if ever needed) that the forty-something director is burdened with the maturity of a slow-witted teenage boy. It’s either a complete disaster or the funniest film I’ve ever seen. Maybe both. Without venturing into the minefield of morality, I’m not entirely certain his movie coheres as an actual feature film, working best as a series of baffling, interconnected comedy sketches that indulge live-action re-enactment of Bay’s late night cocaine dreams. Dildos, drugs and protein shakes assault every frame of this bodybuilding action pic, any social comment present in Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely’s screenplay long since washed away by Bay’s crassness, misogyny and tendency to distraction. My long-held desire to see Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson play a born again Christian was satiated though…

Late Summer Catch-up: ‘Elysium’ (Neill Blomkamp, 2013)/’Kick-Ass 2’ (Jeff Wadlow, 2013)

Neill Blomkamp’s District 9 was an electric debut; schooling larger productions on efficient spending whilst dropping genre tropes into a believable, politically mature landscape. I look back on it fondly as the anti-Avatar, providing all the thrills and excitement of Cameron’s film but with a sturdy backbone of iron supporting its vicious, satirical core.

So far as Elysium is concerned, Avatar again crops up as an interesting reference point, not only as a benchmark for the relative failings of both pictures, but an indicator of shared qualities. Blomkamp and Cameron both excel at bold, conceptually exciting design work, both fall short in complementing their spectacular world building skills with engaging, muscular storytelling. Though it makes for an entertaining watch, Elysium’s rich vs poor social commentary, certainly stacked against District 9, feels a little glib and undemanding, taking me back to the inelegance of that eco-message drilled into my brain during the seven hours of Avatar. I don’t think it’s trite, and Blomkamp can hardly be guilty of grabbing the lazy coin when he’s so fully immersed himself in another modestly budgeted, wholly original production, but the lingering feeling remains that a little Verhoevenesque black comedy and another run around the shooting script would’ve turned a merely decent film into a very good one.

I can’t deny having minuscule expectations for Kick-Ass 2. I was an enthusiastic supporter of the first film, but the prospect of an unwanted follow-up a couple of years too late provided about the same (lack of) appeal as further forays into almost any comicbook universe in this agonisingly oversaturated marketplace. Throw in a poor marketing campaign, new creative team and generally downbeat buzz from the critical community, and expectations were not so much low as non-existent. To my surprise, this was not just okay, but actually a pretty respectable stab at expanding the Kick-Ass world beyond the cheap thrills and throwaway genre deconstruction of Matthew Vaughn’s film. Jeff Wadlow’s greatest triumph is in finding a tonal consistency with Vaughn’s work, effortlessly catching up with the characters and tidily replicating the style and irreverence of that film. I’m not convinced there’s much mileage in the franchise, and Wadlow can hardly be credited with being a great original, but to damn with faint praise – when expectations are rock bottom, a few funny setpieces and a decent violence quota are a reasonable return on my £11.50.

‘The Conjuring’ (James Wan, 2013)

It’s been pretty incredible watching the evolution of James Wan over the last decade. Saw; admire it though I do for the discipline to which it, as a seven-film franchise, maintained a consistent continuity, operated at the polar opposite side of the spectrum from his more recent haunted house pictures. The cheap tricks of frenetic editing and hyper-violence are now toned down in favour of a slow-burning elegance and focus on character, ably accompanied by the sort of playful direction and expert sound design that sold us all on Sam Raimi thirty years prior.

Wan, with Insidious, The Conjuring and (next month for Mr Prolific) Insidious Part 2 is pumping out A-grade ghost stories with their own self-contained mythologies, decent actors and a sense of restraint and class that some genre films never attain by either disrespecting their subject matter or aiming too much for the boozed-up Friday-night crowd. Hollywood shoots off a lot of junky possession pictures, very few avoiding the sloppy pitfalls of dissatisfaction, even fewer elevating (or maybe that should be levitating…) to a quality befitting the genre at its pristine best. Insidious, for its many strengths, felt somewhat restricted by the limitations of its paltry budget, but The Conjuring, with far more coin in the old bank, wisely blows the greater resources on impeccable production design and period detail. The result is a complete triumph of its type, and the most pleasing horror film so far this year.

‘The Wolverine’ (James Mangold, 2013)

Could expectations have been any lower? A second solo outing for Frankie Swordhands after the unwatchable 2009 picture with some unappealing tv ads and trailers selling us topless ninja slicing and the Jackman growl. Consider me shocked. For all the dire pre-release material, director James Mangold’s film is refreshingly non-shit, avoiding the generic path and pushing the boundaries of its 12A certificate as Logan swears, drinks, kills, and pulls the crap usually prohibited by that crucial family rating.

At the heart is story. Whereas X-Men Origins: Wolverine cobbled together some predictable gap-filling nonsense, baiting continuity-fans whilst indulging in the worst, and least necessary, tendencies of the prequel format, The Wolverine exists not as some late-series hack job but as a thoughtful, standalone adventure – set chronologically after the previous entries but tight, focused and exclusively concerned with its own two-hours. Fox’s original X-Men franchise soon lost its way after Bryan Singer’s departure, but Mangold’s film brings it crashing back to relevance by dropping the silly baubles and telling a purposeful, human tale amongst the mutant mayhem. The disconnect between the actual film as produced and as sold suggests it’s fallen victim to some astonishingly poor marketing, marketing that seems to have ignored the small soulful reality of much of the film in favour of the flash and spectacle that (somewhat taints) the final third.

In further credit to Mangold (and the multiple screenwriters), The Wolverine smashes the Bechdel test, with a string of prominent women characters with relationships and histories beyond Logan. For a film so concerned with the mental anguish of its buffed lead, they never skimp on giving the wider (internationalist) cast something to chew on, with layers to the ensemble more in line with those first two X-Men then the messy, confused Origins. I never thought I’d find myself saying it, but this is a franchise saver.

Brit flicks: ‘A Field in England’ (Ben Wheatley, 2013)/’The World’s End’ (Edgar Wright, 2013)

The fourth film a piece for two very English, yet wholly different, filmmakers, both alike only in their riding of the auteurist wave to popular acclaim and critical respect. Both, coincidentally, include performances from Reece Shearsmith and Michael Smiley.

A Field in England strips back to black & white, seventeenth century rural England in the midst of the civil war. There’re no sets, no interior sequences, and only a small group of characters to sample the wild country mushrooms and explore their spiritual conflicts as war rages in the backdrop. Kill List, Wheatley’s second feature, asks some of the same questions of its characters, delving into moral conundrum in search of the answers. That film was more conventionally narrative than this, and very much the highpoint of Wheatley’s career thus far, but where A Field in England really works is in similarly finding that compelling place where the hallucinogenic meets earthy reality.

The World’s End, Edgar Wright’s farewell to the Pegg/Frost ‘cornetto’ trilogy, never goes for the cheap laughs, using its superficial sci-fi exterior as effectively as its predecessors in aid of the exploration of friendship, growth and youthful nostalgia. Like Wright’s previous directorial work, and (his additional production credit Attack the Block), this is the best sort of genre picture, using the expected tropes and thrills to tread into weighty, thematically resonant areas with maturity and thoughtfulness. It’s been quite something watching the evolution of this group since Spaced, with Wright at its heart pushing forward his stylistic ambitions whilst keeping the work grounded, touching and indelibly English. At the very least, no other comedy this year is likely to feature the combination of alien robots, teenage decapitation and reckless alcoholism.

Mid-Summer Catch-up (June, July)

Sorry, falling a bit behind here, I have a few brief thoughts to air:

Now You See Me was never quite the sum of its parts. The cast had a decent rapport, the opening act was breezy, caperesque, and hinted toward adequately diverting escapist entertainment. Sadly, sloppy screenwriting and an unsatisfying by-the-books twist derailed the spark of those opening scenes and the once fun Eisenberg/Harrelson banter was lost amidst unnecessary car chases and convoluted plotting.

This is the End is probably the best possible version of its concept the talents involved are capable of producing, with a laughter hit-rate generally high enough to compensate for the self-aggrandising nature of the premise, a premise that could’ve so easily tipped over into unwatchable levels of self-satisfied smuggery. Fortunately, though it doesn’t add up to much, I found it as surprisingly sweet as the best of its Apatowniverse affiliates, with an effective two-per-minute laughter track and a string of decent set-ups and cameos.

Pacific Rim has the sort of exhaustive mythology ripe for cross-medium exploration, priming it well for the embrace of a young audience that’ll obsess over every detail. The concept, design and sheer craftwork of the universe building was superb. I never doubted the reality of Guillermo Del Toro’s battle-scarred Earth several years into an alien war, and found the narrative wrapped around this exercise confident, rousing and refreshingly optimistic. Del Toro shoves up two fingers at misanthropy with the most humanistic blockbuster of the year, the scale of its expertly executed carnage never overwhelming its hopefulness, the cookie-cutter, template characters energised by their directors infectious passion for the material. Brief glimpses of historical kaiju battles leave a thirst for further films set in this world, ideally making up for the regrettable lack of daylight sequences, but that’s a minor gripe for a blockbuster that fully delivers on the kicks, thrills and awe of crazy budget filmmaking.

Lastly, onto furrier, funnier monsters, Disney’s Monsters University, another entry in the rung of what I tend to think of as second-tier Pixar efforts. It’s an enjoyable movie, with pristine animation and a neat riff on sports/coming-of-age pics, but there’s the nagging feeling that whereas Pixar were once unbeatable, complacency has set in and they now operate at no higher a level than any other mainstream animation studio. Toy Story, Up and Wall-E marched over the industry as giants, but with Cars, with Brave, with Monsters University they’re no longer world beaters, merely an outlet for fine, unremarkable children’s entertainment. It’s hard to know whether the natural downward slope is inevitable when hitting such heights so quickly, or whether the slow migration of their finest talents (Brad Bird, Andrew Stanton etc) from the writers table and directors chair has resulted in a lower standard of filmmaker. Certainly, for all the strength of the Toy Story sequels, the trend of smashing out follow-ups (Cars, Monsters, soon Finding Nemo) stinks of market forces and studio pressure. Perhaps the problem is that I’d come to expect too much?

‘Stories We Tell’ (Sarah Polley, 2013)

Sarah Polley’s second feature Take This Waltz was one of my favourite films of 2012. Improperly marketed as a psychedelic pop romance, I’m not surprised its roaming, thoughtful examination of marriage and adultery failed to find a wide audience. Following her (equally excellent) debut Away From Her, Stories We Tell marks Polley’s third voyage into the world of infidelity, slicing deep as she turns the focus to her own life and family in a documentary that melds reconstructions, archive footage and interviews in order to explore the mysteries of her late mother’s extramarital affair.

This film examines the constructed truth of individual memories and how we craft meaning from our own interpretations of events. It’s beautifully structured, tinkering with our perceptions of the principal players as Polley drops in new details and revelations that radically alter our understanding of these people. This is the work of a filmmaker completely engaged emotionally and intellectually with a topic, digging into the sensitive area of her parentage with the rigour of a journalist and the delicacy of a painter.


‘World War Z’ (Mark Forster, 2013)

If ever there was a property crying out for a Band of Brothers style TV miniseries, it’s Max Brooks’ World War Z. With the best long-form storytelling taking place in that format anyway, Brooks’ novel with its unconnected recollection-of-the-week fictional histories would’ve made for tremendous entertainment. Even now, after a film adaptation that does little more than steal the title, I’d hope Brad Pitt’s Plan B production company make the wise move and revert to television for any further exploration of the world. They’ve blown studio-killing money on their I Am Legend alike bastardisation of a well-liked text, now’s the time to make amends by offering up a more faithful interpretation in a 12-part TV series. I’ll accept their apology on Netflix come 2016.

I’ve been simultaneously amused and horrified as this films now infamous difficulties moved to the forefront over the last couple of years. All talk, for better or worse, is clouded by the knowledge that country-buying money was blown in one of the great nightmare productions, dollar-bills thrown to the furnace as the project exploded out of control. Bust-ups, reshoots, endless writers and producers picking up paycheques…it’s a miracle a finished film even reached cinemas, let alone one that isn’t entirely awful.

World War Z, I suppose, signifies the arrival of the bloodless PG zombie, hijacking Brooks’ title to serve up a generic disaster picture that in name, if not content, pays lip-service to that favourite of movie monster. Pitt remains a true star, guiding us through expensive, globetrotting mayhem with easy charisma, but it’s not until the (entirely re-conceived, re-written and re-shot) final act that the film slows down enough to allow for the intensity absent from those sluggish action beats. For all the impressive scale, the swarms of CG zombies have none of the impact of the contained, focused, goal-driven drama of that final section, and in this regard enormous credit must be afforded (the unfairly maligned) Damon Lindelof and Drew Goddard for their work on the re-write, which gives the film (in the eleventh hour), the drive and purpose missing from those bigger setpieces.

Incidentally, my favourite part of the film comes during that final sequence, during which Pitt’s character, in need of mid-zombie-fighting refreshment, slams down a Pepsi and lets out a satisfied whimper. It’s the sort of gratuitous, on-the-nose moment that, in a strange kinda way, sums up the whole endeavour.


‘Man of Steel’ (Zack Snyder, 2013)

David Goyer’s screenplay steals wholesale from his own Batman Begins, cannibalising the Russian doll flashback structure that worked so perfectly for that story and roughly grafting it onto this Superman origin. As a result what should be lean and propulsive feels flabby and befuddled. I’m not necessarily advocating that a linear-as-an-arrow approach was necessary, but between the lengthy prologue and spectacular final battle there’s ninety minutes of imperfect storytelling, neatly filmed little segments and ideas jumbled about to highlight the wrong feeling at the wrong moment. To compound these problems, Goyer underwrites the supporting cast, giving a string of terrific actors next to nothing to play with. Some overcome this by force of personality (Michael Shannon), others by fitting the role like a glove (Kevin Costner), but when the music stops it’s the likes of Amy Adams and Laurence Fishburne who’re left without anything to chew on. That ignorance to all outside the lead character is damaging to Man of Steel’s ability to fully cohere beyond a series of great moments. In this respect, Snyder is also due some criticism. His Watchmen adaptation was ruthlessly faithful to Alan Moore’s graphic novel, practically a verbatim transfer from ink to celluloid, deviation from the source or ignorance of the ensemble never optional. With Superman he’s guilty of dutifully executing Nolan and Goyer’s story, a story with no time, place or interest in the motivations of its supporting cast, many of whom – two fathers aside – don’t seem to serve much narrative purpose whatsoever beyond the expectation that these characters should be present because they’re significant figures in the wider Superman mythology. For the function they serve, I’m tempted to think it might’ve been braver to simply jettison Adams, Fishburne and the entire Daily Planet operation to focus the story exclusively on Smallville, the Kent family and the Kryptonian threat. The ending, at least, neatly tees-up the possibility of Metropolis playing a role beyond battleground in further films, those characters given more to do than standing around in the background as incredible action dominates the fore.

And it’s those crazy sequences that save the day. Snyder, for my money, remains one of the best visual stylists/action choreographers working in the mega-budget realm. His successes (and failures for that matter) are underpinned by the strength of the material available, but when he grabs the right project (Dawn of the Dead, Watchmen) he’s capable of greatness. The final half-hour of this film feels like the culmination of a career thus far, confident and impressive in both scale and ambition, blasting away any uncertainty as to the mixed success of the rest of the picture and solidifying Snyder as one of the finest action directors of his generation. For its numerous failings, those sequences alone mark down Man of Steel as one of the more worthy offerings in an underwhelming summer.


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